Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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