It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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