return my video game
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
