Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
His nipple licking is glorious
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