i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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