you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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