My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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