I want to stick my p in your. b.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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