So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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