I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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