her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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