He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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