The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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