Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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