I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
