i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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