Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
