I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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