My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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