Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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