This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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