yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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