I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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