did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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