How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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