I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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