That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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