Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I did not marry a roomba.
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