is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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