"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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