you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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