Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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