Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
