even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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