Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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