question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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