covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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