I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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