Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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