will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
