I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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