just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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