Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize
