you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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