But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The air was thick with penises
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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