Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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