do herpes really smell.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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