Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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