so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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