Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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