I understand Curling. That high.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You pole danced in your parka.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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